Dang it...
So, once upon a time there was a boy who was named Pumpkinhead. He was named Pumpkinhead because his head looked like and resembled a pumpkin. Pumpkinhead was a very nice boy, and he was a close cousin to Humpty Dumpty (before Humpty had that great fall). Pumpkinhead wasn't very outgoing. In fact, he was very shy. His parents used to never let him go outside because they were afraid he would be made fun of.
So one day, agains his parent's expressed wishes, he decided to venture outside to play with the other children. "Hi. I'm Pumpkinhead," he told the other children. "Can I come play with you?" The other children just laughed at him and called him names. Feeling rejected, Pumpkinhead went home and vowed never to return to those children. Eventually, Pumpkinhead moved away from his parents and made his own home in the woods. One day while he was relaxing by the fire, someone knocked on the door. He opened the door, and there was a woman who's head looked like a squash. "Hi. I'm Squashhead. Can I stay withyou?" Pumpkinhead had never seen such a beautiful woman and married her right away. They lived happily ever after as vegetable farmers.
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