Real Life Madame Bovary?

To be completely honest, you're so like Madame Bovary. You can't always live at the peak of passion. You're a romantic, you're just so like madame Bovary. Look her up, and you'll see how true it is. I never knew that I actually knew someone like her. Well, congratulations.

Well, I hope it doesn't turn out like the book. Where you kill yourself. I wouldn't want that. I don't think most people would want that. It would make us sad. Don't take arsenic, and stay away from the chemistry labs and don't buy that stuff online.