Dearest mother.
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I KNOW YOU READ THIS, SO I'MMA TELL YOU THIS NAO.
Stop pestering me about prom dates! It's two months away, and yeah, I know, you want me to have a date all squared away now, and I'm about 99% sure no one's going to ask me, so chillax. I don't plan on asking anyone either. I'm not going to ask anyone, I'll wait for them to ask me. If no one asks me, I'm okay with going by myself. NBD. Besides, we have TWO months. TWO WHOLE MONTHS.
Stop putting pressure on me. ._.
Feel free to comment on this dearest mother, since I know you will later on.
Dear Daughter Dearest,
ReplyDeleteI promise not to pester you about a prom "escort". True, I would have preferred you to have someone to go with but I understand your point.
Love,
Dearest Muddar